Karl_galster wrote:

Do you want to clarify?

No you have pretty much clarified your status on this earth to every one here little lady.

LoL

Actually you have clarified my status - "a boy in a man's world," as you say.

But you said that your world is not a man's world, and you are obviously a very manly man so if you don't exist in a man's world, then what kind of world do you exist in? Is it a boy's world?

No matter how you try and twist that reply blissy it won't take away from the fact that you are a girly little puke with homosexual fantasies about other men.

Live and learn right queeny? Well at least you're still living.

LoL


Like I said, You're a boy in a mans world bliss.

karla's dad took his son's anal cherry. Truthfully, his dad didn't really take it. karla gave it up willingly.

I think Karl is in a quest for men...

I think blissy, star and Fred make a good trio.

I think blissy, star and Fred make a good trio.

Only gaynadian megamen can quench your butt's fire, manliest man karla.

Does that mean you're not going to have me banned now you catholic alter boy loving queer?

Does that mean you're not going to have me banned now

I may have, or may not have, mod reported your daddy's favorite ass, karlagayster.

Will you beg for a banning like you begged your daddy for his cock in your ass?

Karl Galster once got in touch with his feminine side...


And gave that bitch a dirty sanchez.

Karl_galster wrote:

No matter how you try and twist that reply blissy it won't take away from the fact that you are a girly little puke with homosexual fantasies about other men.

Live and learn right queeny? Well at least you're still living.

LoL


Like I said, You're a boy in a mans world bliss.

Oh, I agree. Whether or not you live in a man's world or in a boy's world doesn't change the fact that I am a girly man. Furthermore, it doesn't change the fact that you are a manly man. In fact, you are as manly as Paul Bunyan's lumber. But we still must know. If you don't live in a man's world then in what world do you live? Do you live in a lady's world?

BlitzGaulAgain wrote:

fact that I am a girly man.

That's all you really had to say lil feller.

ATTN reader.

Karl_galster has instructed me to add a section to his revealing guide to online manliness. It will be printed in all forthcoming versions of the book.


6. End your replies with "LoL." Ending your replies with
"LoL" or one of its variants such as "ROFLMAO" will prove to the
reader that the post to which you are replying to didn't bother you
at all and will increase your manly image in front of others.
You don't need to end every reply like this, but for roughly 50%
of them. Remember, publicly ridiculing others is one of the most
effective ways to prove your manliness. No one will question your
sincerity.

BlitzGaulAgain wrote:

Remember, ridiculing others is one of the most effective
ways to prove your manliness.
.

That is absolutely untrue blissy, for if it were actually true you wouldn't still be such a little gossipy queen would you?

One more theory shot to hell.

"LoL"

Karl_galster wrote:

Remember, ridiculing others is one of the most effective
.

That is absolutely untrue blissy, for if it were actually true you wouldn't still be such a little gossipy queen would you?

One more theory shot to hell.

"LoL"

So I need to change it to "public ridicule?"

I actually think you need to put some effort into your flames, they are pretty lame.

Even for a kid like yourself.

Hmmm, yet another thread from this kid about manliness.

It is now crossed from bizarre to outright concerning.

He has either gone over the edge from Karl's online beatings of the poor boy, or he has some serious self esteem issues.

I suspect a combination of terrible photoshop abilities, a small penis and bad acne.

Karl_galster wrote:

I actually think you need to put forth some effort into your flames, they are pretty lame.

Even for a kid like yourself.

Excellent use of point 2!

2. Declare that other men aren’t manly. The people have
to know that other men aren’t manly, otherwise your
manliness doesn’t mean anything. Flex on them. Change
around the names of other men to make them sound feminine.
Example: a man named Lou should be referred to as ‘Sue.’
Refer to other men as women. People will think that you’re
manly by comparison and won’t question your heterosexuality
at all.

If I am a "kid" then I cannot be a man. Simple, brutal logic.

BlitzGaulAgain wrote:


If I am a "kid" then I cannot be a man. Simple, brutal logic.

The only thing stopping you from acting like one queeny is yourself.


Maybe you should switch back to your "peaceandprogress" id.

ledzep wrote:

Hmmm, yet another thread from this kid about manliness.

It is now crossed from bizarre to outright concerning.

He has either gone over the edge from Karl's online beatings of the poor boy, or he has some serious self esteem issues.

I suspect a combination of terrible photoshop abilities, a small penis and bad acne.

If my description of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Online Manliness isn't enough to convince you to buy it, then let this manly specimen do the trick! Just look at the massive manliness of this post. It fucking reeks of manliness.

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

That's why I chose a francis bacon painting for my latest avatar

Any male with the name of "francis" who shows his face in public has already proved his manliness against the schoolyard taunts of the world

you mean a gay man can be manly too?
i sense the obama spirit in you. good for you dum-dum.

you did know he was gay right?

Karl_galster wrote:

I think blissy, star and Fred make a good trio.

There's no use hiding your gayness anymore Karl...

this thread is so unmanly.

canadian wrote:

this thread is so unmanly.

This thread is gay!

you mean a gay man can be manly too?

I think they are called bears...but you'd have to ask karl...

And for god sakes don't tell them about the fish net, leather, and diaper dancing on the bar...