SSaxonsucks wrote:

You mean the "girls" need to go get vaccinated after being picked up by" ..... the huge crowds of dirt redneck amewican bastards who can affords girls or ladyboys, like shitstomper, only there

No, unlike you I don't have to go Thailand with a credit card to pick up "girls." You desperate fuck!

Are you going to "the village", sux?

Good timing. Just in time to be a candidate for Ground Zero 2.

May you be listed as "one of the missing".

t'y reste combien de temps? J'y ferais peut-etre un saut pour thanksgiving.

Guys, I think it is time to give Isuxsaxons a list of recommendations - what are the neighborhoods where he can witness brotherly love? Where can he see the future of America? What should he avoid?

Where can he see the future of America? What should he avoid?

Avoid all white areas, since racists live in those horrible places.

He'll be greeted with opened arms, and feel like he's at home, in minority run paradises.

Guys, I think it is time to give Isuxsaxons a list of recommendations

He should just go straight to Miami Beach or San Fagcisco

I have a way for you to make friends with the locals...

Take a cab up to Prince Street, get out and yell "Obama Sucks". The locals will love you.

Seriously, NYC is a very safe city nowadays, but,

Don't eat stuff off a roving cart. The carts that look like they've been in the same place for a while are OK. The bath-houses are safer than they used to be, but still not winning any prizes.

Not everything that looks HAWT is a girl - but you find that in every city.

Try not to walk around looking at the tall buildings.

English is not required. Probably half the people you'll see on the street don't live in the city.

It's nearly impossible, without knowing a local, to find the really cool stuff, ie, on e40th, by Bryant Park, unmarked on the 2nd floor of a building, is the Holland and Holland showroom. Shotguns worth a quarter mil and up. I always stop there and at the MoMA when I'm in the city.

Looks to me like he's going to Las Vegas, not NYC.



Take aspirin. Your level of stupidity really has to hurt.

Take aspirin. Your level of stupidity really has to hurt.

No way ThaxEatsShit. Don't listen to him. Do a layover in Canada and buy something with Codeine. Your stupidity is clinical.

You are coming all the way to the U.S. just to suck saxons ? You can surely find some closer.

Enjoy your cavity search.

Enjoy your cavity search

For him, it's one of the best parts of the trip.

trainer,

The ingrates up in Harlem forgot that Bill Clinton was the first African-American President, not Oobonga.

Oobonga doesn't even flip pocket change at his poor relatives. Stingy fuck that he and M'chelle are. Wonder how much the Queen Silverback is going to spend on her wardrobe?

so nobody invite a poor frenchman in his very wealthy appartement in manhattan??? come on guys, a lil effort !!!:-)

TheCaledonian wrote:

May your plane crash on the way and you be the sole fatality.

If he flies on Boeing, there is a risk. no doubt.

so nobody invite a poor frenchman in his very wealthy appartement in manhattan??? come on guys, a lil effort !!!:-)

No you must stay with your people on Fire Island

SSaxonsucks wrote:

so nobody invite a poor frenchman in his very wealthy appartement in manhattan??? come on guys, a lil effort !!!:-)

I would offer you space in the barn but I am afraid you would rape the livestock.

Seriously though Thaxon, where are you going to visit.

so nobody invite a poor frenchman in his very wealthy appartement in manhattan??? come on guys, a lil effort !!!:-)

PM FrogFryer.


Or ask Arpege if you want to get laid.

Look up BP. I heard he weighs all of one hundred and forty pounds.



I sure wish I could meet you asshole, any chance you make it to Ohio?

I got a belt sander a soldering iron and a ballbat I'd like to show ya.

PM FrogFryer.

no dont

let him eat sbarros and get stuck in all the tourist traps with the out of town mutants , other assorted losers and riff raff

although his cameras gonna explode from all the beautiful women roaming the streets

NYC , Paris , and LA have the most beautiful women just roaming around

to bad hes gay

I would recommend that you go to San Fransisco instead.







You'll like it better.

You forgot your national flag SsuckslittleboysS.

I fixed that for ya

LMAO wrote:

You forgot your national flag SsuckslittleboysS.

I fixed that for ya

I like that one, but my personal favorite was taken when some of my distant relatives visited France.

The obligatory "Look who invaded your country without firing a shot so don't say a damn word about us" posted image.

Las Vegas, funny several days and after boring to death. Nothing to do except casino.