Today the USA is blessed with a new citizen.

Today, November 19, 2008, our own Venezuelan hottie, Feathers swears the following:

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."

So let's all welcome our newest citizen, make her feel at home, and load her down with Karma - don't be stingy.

PS: Don't send any Karma my way, please; direct it to Feathers

Whatever happened to Change?

I'll make the call to Karma Patrol.

Feathers,

Congratulations from the bottom of my dark evil heart.

Sweetheart. With all of the BS that is around us today, to know that you joined us in this rapidly declining experiment today lifts my spirits.

We will get through it. By God congratulations sweetheart.

Thank you NT... I appreciate your thread. I will make a post tomorrow and let you guys know how everything went. I am kind of anxious...

PS For the curious out there, that's not me in the pict...

A new taxpayer! Uncle Sugar loves the money.

PS For the curious out there, that's not me in the pict..

I am so disappointed, with that big ole spankable ass.

Congrats Feathers. I hope everything went and continues to go well for you.

Just in time for obama to fuck it up for you.

US_Kopfjaeger wrote:


I am so disappointed, with that big ole spankable ass.

Sorry to be a hurtful tease (quoting from PR), but mine is nicer...

keymanjim wrote:

Just in time for obama to fuck it up for you.

I know, the Chavez nitemare one more time... sigh...

ibdugefrsh wrote:

Congrats Feathers. I hope everything went and continues to go well for you.

Thanks, I will K everybody tonite when I get more precious little Ks...

I've gone to look for America...

I was planning to make a post tomorrow, only with this song... it says it all to me.

feathers wrote:




Sorry to be a hurtful tease (quoting from PR), but mine is nicer...

Any chance of you....well, you know.

Congratulations Feathers! All The Best To You And Yours In The Future Here In America!

Congrats!!! Now you can vote against Obonga in 2012.

Another Venezuelan hottie:

What kind of pistol will you pick to carry concealed?

Congratulations Feathers. You are a good, smart person and it is good to have you as a citizen.

Congradulations to the new citizen Feathers.

This is the kind of immigration we welcome.

This is the kind of immigration we need.

Notice how all the smart, educated, hard-working, and good-looking Venezuelans (Maria Conchita Alonso, Patricia Velasquez, Iliana Veronica Lopez de Gamero, Mariah Carey, Feathers) are abandoning Hugo Chavez and his "Bolivarian paradise?"

Espero que te encuentres bien con el favor de Dios, y espero que tengas una buena vida aqui en tu nuevo lugar.

Congratulations even though I don't believe women should have the right to vote.

Congratulations!

RockoftheMarne wrote:

Congratulations even though I don't believe women should have the right to vote.

I am starting to believe this in a half-joking manner. We would not have Obonga if women did not vote. At least Feathers would not vote for Obonga so I would let her vote.