I'll have yet another CAP tribute later on this evening, when the kids are in bed...

Nappybonesapart wrote:

karma chamelion

he'd rather have a cup of tea than sex

my eldest daughter was absolutely crazy about Boy George when she was 3 or 4 years old - myself and her Godfather a local DJ took her 2 Haverfordwest 2 Swales music centre (posh place ) 2 get some of his LP's - when the old girl rang them up and gave them 2 her she looked at the woman and shaking her head said "Boy George not poofter - him not fairy" I just paid and got out quick leaving the old girl looking flummoxed -

"I'll have yet another CAP tribute later on this evening, when the kids are in bed..."

Careful. Don't forget that Cap-a-thon will be our major fall event.

Oh what a wondeful day...

God bless Baltic and Berlu...

To CAP... (feel free to post a better mugshot of your face, I'll be delighted!)

To CAP, take 2...

Stay tuned for the next episode tomorrow...

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SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
since US Barracks



(with true death metal hardcore "music")

One Shot, One Kill

Provocation undeclared, like cowards they advance, attacking the unarmed
Campaign of dishonor, calculated violence inflicted on civilians
Narrow-minded wrath, self-righteous anger, acting out intolerance
Damning themselves, accursed adversaries of God-given liberty

Terror, innocent life destroyed by
Cowards, committing crimes, injustice
Empty, nothing to hope for but death
Brainwashed, programmed from birth, to hate

Idiot protests, from luxury of safety, ignorant of facts
Preaching dull inaction, as burning towers fall, shattering the peace
Stab us in the back, awaken our revenge, our appetite to kill
United in grief, we accept your invitation to erase you all

They want to kill the free, the liberated "infidels"
They claim no fear of death, they'll see it soon enough
Suitable response, build a proper case, collect the evidence, discover what
they tried to hide
Necessary force, accurate assault, our justified revenge, we'll live to see
them die

One Shot, One Kill
Extremist factions, bear arms without honor, attacking our public
One Shot, One Kill
Covert involvement, outlaw callow leaders, ignoble denial
One Shot, One Kill
Our captured soldiers, tortured to death, defiled human corpses

Hundreds confirmed, not one ever saw me
Punishment, requited in blood
Enemies, threats, eliminate them
Reciprocity, I deliver

No escape, I'll find them
Their vain cause, they'll die for their crimes
Ponder judgment of this
Walking corpse with seconds left to live

With this weapon I damn the malignant
Forward the bolt slides into place
High-speed alloy, pierce the hearts of evil
Fucking rats, to rot in obstruction

Approach by stealth, in silence I strike, penetrate all their defenses
Enemy lines, dissected, besieged, annihilation to meet my objective
Sanctioned psy-ops, imminent targets, predatory infiltration
Lethal resolve, warfare command, precision of fire, I'll terminate your life


MEUH!

(including true sailors song inside)


What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?

Chorus
Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put Ryan in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning!

You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!

'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Go to the market and buy some apples, (3x)
Early in the morning!

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning! (Amen)

He's ...

the Master of Universe!


(Interstellar Overdrive, from the Pink Floyd)

Live on TV folks, balfreak is in the ceremony in Beijing!

On pipi's memorial thread SuxSaxxons wrote:

that is cool, guys!! go on, keep spending hours of your precious time on virtual work ON US, your european masters!!!! i know you are envious, but i didnt know it was that much!! awesome!

To which Poet replied:

If that is true, then Baltic owns all of france

You've been "owned" by one of your own countrymen fwenchies.

Please die now. With all due haste.

Maggots.

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

[boring blahblah]

BoneSmokerUSA... what kind of normal individual might still believe that we (most of us euros) give a fuck about what some douchebags like you have to say on ff?? Seriously? Where have you been the last 2 years?? Please, get back on your meds, will ya?

Global_Douche wrote:

what kind of normal individual might still believe that we .....

What kind of "normal" individual obsessively photoshops a man he doesn't know? How many many hours have you spent doing this Global?

For that matter, are there ANY "normal" people on FF?

Normal people don't last long here G_Douche.

How many many hours have you spent doing this Global?

BoneSmokerUSA, you wanna know the truth?? I'm employed by the Ministère de la Culture of France to photoshop here! Amazing isn't it?? Get lost now weasel with your bad vibrations...

"What kind of "normal" individual obsessively photoshops a man he doesn't know? How many many hours have you spent doing this Global?"

If I were you, Buttcollar, I'd be more concerned about those Klingons around Uranus...

HOJOTOHO!
HOJOTOHO!
HEIAHA!

In dem Gewölk bricht Blitzesglanz aus ; eine Walküre zu Ross
wird in ihm sichtbar : über ihrem Sattel hängt ein erschlagener
Krieger. Die Erscheinung zieht, immer näher, am Felsensaume
von links nach rechts vorbei.



(includes the 1935 version of Die Walküre, with the
Great Kirsten Flagstad herself! )

One of my personal fav!

Time for the Friday afternoon,I'm-sick-of-working-time-for-the-weekend-Bump.

BlueCollarUSA wrote:

Global_Douche wrote:

what kind of normal individual might still believe that we .....

What kind of "normal" individual obsessively photoshops a man he doesn't know? How many many hours have you spent doing this Global?

For that matter, are there ANY "normal" people on FF?

Normal people don't last long here G_Douche.

Well there are normal people on FFrance of course. People like Baltic and Berlu are normal in my view...

Berlu lives in an imaginary house with two imaginary children and is among the most known people in the imaginary "Jet Set"...

Baltic is an army general who spends most of his time on FFrance...

We love them both and this thread is in Baltic's honor...
So what's your beef?

Thank you global for your major contribution today...

I'm sure i'm speaking in the name of many when i say: Job well done!

balfreak you naughty girl!

If you guys go on posting such lovely pics of Baltic i'll get emotional and cry....

Happy now Global? I'm crying!