Baltic at the "Dork Awards".

malbarre wrote:


Speaking to American sometimes looks like speaking to a fucking bloody communist. What is the name of this website? FuckAmerica?

Answer.

Well, I have had sex in the past but not so much in the present, so a more precise term is f---ed, and only sometimes f---ing. As for bloody, I do have blood on my hands. But at least I'm not a communist.

Where's the answer? You left it out of your post. (Hint, look at the url bar of your browser.)

sgian wrote:

[q=malbarre]
Speaking to American sometimes looks like speaking to a fucking bloody communist. What is the name of this website? FuckAmerica?

Answer.

Well, I have had sex in the past but not so much in the present, so a more precise term is f---ed, and only sometimes f---ing. As for bloody, I do have blood on my hands. But at least I'm not a communist.

Where's the answer? You left it out of your post. (Hint, look at the url bar of your browser.)[/q]

You didn't answered to my question. This is why I say that speaking to American sometimes looks like speaking to a bloody communist. So what's the name of this Website?

And now, I present you Janis Baltic


click on the picture to listen Janis Baltic singing

"Move Over"

You say that it’s over baby, Lord,
You say that it’s over now,
But still you hang around me, come on,
Won’t you move over.

You know that I need a man, honey Lord,
You know that I need a man,
But when I ask you to you just tell me
That maybe you can.

Please dontcha do it to me babe, no!
Please dontcha do it to me baby,
Either take this love I offer
Or honey let me be.

I ain’t quite a ready for walking, no no no no,
I ain’t quite a ready for walking,
And whatcha gonna do with your life,
Life all just dangling ?

Oh yeah, make up your mind, honey,
You’re playing with me, hey hey hey,
Make up your mind, darling,
You’re playing with me, come on now!
Now either be my loving man,
I said-a let me honey, let me be, yeah!

You say that it’s over, baby, no,
You say that it’s over now,
But still you hang around me, come on
Won’t you move over.

You know that I need a man, honey, I told you so.
You know that I need a man,
But when I ask you to you just tell me
That maybe you can.

Hey! Please dontcha do it to me, babe, no!
Please dontcha do it to me baby,
Either take this love I offer,
Honey let me be.

I said won’t you, won’t you let me be ?
Honey, you’re teasing me.
Yeah, you’re playing with my heart, dear,
I believe you’re toying with my affections, honey.

I can’t take it no more baby,
And furthermore, I don’t intend to.
I’m just tired of hanging from the end of a string, honey,
You expect me to fight like a goddamned mule.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, honey...

sgianus... usually newcomers (if you're not yet another returning customer) keep a low profile during at least the first 12 months of their membership before getting in the ff trash talking business, all that in order to avoid making mistakes or getting the wrong idea of what this site is all about... so let me suggest you do the same, enjoy the show and don't take all too seriously!

starspangled wrote:

Your skank bitch mom was renting that nasty fish factory between her legs before she had her first period.

arab youths love to spew loads of muzzie jizz on her hairy, goat-like, ass.

She put on a few pounds though, and she could use a shave.

Sgian (knife?), Dont judge us till you get to know us.

starspangled wrote:

No. This is just a starsprangled habit. And he likes to sodomize his mother too.

My mom is a doll.

Your skank bitch mom was renting that nasty fish factory between her legs before she had her first period.

arab youths love to spew loads of muzzie jizz on her hairy, goat-like, ass.

So what is your point exactly , Star? Do you mean to say that your mother is more beautiful? And what about your father, is he stronger?

You're such a cute little monkey!

Love,

onto

sgian wrote:

You all aren't even funny anymore, just lame. You are showing yourselves to be little people acting out of spite against someone you don't like. It really is pathetic.

Quite the contrary ,sgian, we love Baltic asnd i for one adore the little man. This flame is dedicated to our new Mascott and i feel offended that you would claim that we have anything else but respect and adulation towards our little american patriot!

Gui_the_Frog wrote:

Good Morning!

Good moring? God you made my day!

Love Baltic always,

onto

flupke wrote:

[q=starspangled]french are homos

Yeah, sure.

My girlfriend's ass says HELLO STAR...[/q]

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I'm coming in Star's defense Flupke!

I feel offended that you would show such a picture to a younster like Star! Please refrain from exposing our little monkey to such suggestive material!

love,

onto

sgian wrote:

[q=kava_kava]
remember at summer camp when counselor bob took your temperature in the dark?

you screamed "oh daddy that's one big thermometer!"

well it's something like that.

That hurt a lot and was a bad memory. Unlike the Frenchgays, I don't find a lot of pleasure in getting in touch with my feminine side.[/q]

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Well you hide your displeasure very well, girl!

Folks, are we being unfair and offensive with balfreak in here, seriously??

NO!

ANTISOCIAL!

Yeah, Baltic is my HERO!


Click on the picture to listen Baltic Bonvoisin screaming all his leftist rage in French!

Tu bosses toute ta vie pour payer ta pierre tombale
Tu masques ton visage en lisant ton journal
Tu marches tel un robot dans les couloirs du métro
Les gens ne te touchent pas, il faut faire le premier pas
Tu voudrais dialoguer sans renvoyer la balle
Impossible d'avancer sans ton gilet pare-balle.
Tu voudrais donner des yeux à la justice
Impossible de violer cette femme pleine de vices.

Antisocial, tu perds ton sang froid.
Repense à toutes ces années de service.
Antisocial, bientôt les années de sévices
Enfin le temps perdu qu'on ne rattrape plus.

Ecraser les gens est devenu ton passe-temps.
En les éclaboussant, tu deviens gênant.
Dans ton désespoir, il reste un peu d'espoir
Celui de voir les gens sans fard et moins bâtards.
Mais cesse de faire le point, serre plutôt les poings
Bouge de ta retraite, ta conduite est trop parfaite
Relève la gueule, je suis là, t'es pas seul
Ceux qui t'enviaient, aujourd'hui te jugeraient.

Tu bosses toute ta vie pour payer ta pierre tombale
Tu masques ton visage en lisant ton journal
Tu marches tel un robot dans les couloirs du métro
Les gens ne te touchent pas, il faut faire le premier pas
Tu voudrais dialoguer sans renvoyer la balle
Impossible d'avancer sans ton gilet pare-balle.
Tu voudrais donner des yeux à la justice
Impossible de violer cette femme pleine de vices.
Antisocial, antisocial, antisocial, antisocial



The Anthrax version is a free interpretation with less interesting lyrics.

Day ain't over yet for the working man.

whizz2 wrote:

Day ain't over yet for the working man.

y'a t-il un basher pour sauver Baltic???

Pour une poignée de Baltics.

Le Baltic le plus long.